College girls are easy...but so are college guys

A few years go, when I was in school, some friends and I took to enjoying a thirtsy Thursday in one of our dorm rooms while playing cards. There were 4-5 of us there, splitting a case of whatever was on sale that week at Winco, and playing poker for a $20 pot, which was big money to a poor college kid. When we finished our game, and only had beer left to drink, we started getting really goofy. In any case, we were running around between my dorm room, the other dorm room, and a couple other rooms, all within the same floor of this dorm. While playing games in the hallway, a girl we all knew from down the hall showed up with her on again/off again boytoy. They were clearly in "let's get back together" mode because we watched as they proceeded to her dorm room, only to stop at the doorway. Her roommate was in there working on a paper that was due the following morning. An argument insued as to which activity would take place in the room, paper writing, or baby-making. Needless to say the roommate writing the paper had a good 40-50 pounds on the other girl, so her and the boyfriend left the hall, or so we thought. A few minutes went by and soon we started hearing unusual noises coming from the vicinity of the boys bathroom. The guy across the hall from me grabbed his digital camcorder(because thats what drunk people do, film stuff), and we snuck in to the bathroom. There the couple were, going at it in the handicapped stall. Camcorder guy got up and stood on the neighboring toilet and proceeded to film the action, purely for blackmail purposes only. After about 45 seconds, we high tailed it out of there, and went back to his dorm room to watch the video with the other 3-4 neighbors who had crowded around to see what the commotion was about. Soon enough, our laughter, and critiquing of form were loud enough to be heard in the hallway, and who should walk by...but our public baby-makers. She took one look at the tv screen we were watching, screamed, ran in, yanked the tape out of the camcorder, threw it out the window and ran down and stomped on it, all while we rolled on the floor in laughter. And what her partner's response...."well at least one of us got some tonight." Only in college.....

Does this count as bad luck?

Somehow, usually by no fault on my part, I see the bride before the wedding. I've attended 20-30 weddings, but by my count have seen the bride beforehand at least 6 times. In some cases(photos), i was kind of forced to see these brides pre-ceremony. The last two in both cases i happened to go in the wrong entrance with my beautiful wife and while i didn't see anything out of the ordinary, the brides were gracious. Or perhaps after months of planning, if my wife and i should happen to see them, that's the least of their worries. Or maybe I'm the bad thing that happens on their wedding day.

The Goal

The point of this blog is threefold:

1-an outlet for what needs to be said

2-entertainment for you

3-I've got some ideas I want to share and it's time to put them somewhere